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James Milner's Reaction To Parody Twitter Account Is Hilariously Boring

James Milner's Reaction To Parody Twitter Account Is Hilariously Boring

The life of a Premier League football player, it’s what we all dream of, right?

To compete against the best in the world, to spend millions of pounds on things we don’t need and to eat at the best restaurants? It all sounds quite exciting.

However, one player who perhaps fails to embody the thrilling life of a modern-day footballer is Manchester City and England winger, James Milner.

By Stuart Hynd – @supers0nic_

In fact, some claim Milner is so far detached from the ‘playboy’ persona blasted at some players, that he comes across as being, well, quite boring.

One Twitter user who has duly taken advantage of Milner’s lack of flash, is the creator of @BoringMilner, a parody account which informs followers of all the imaginary boring goings-on in the City winger’s life.

Here are some of the best we’ve seen:

The real James Milner was recently asked if he had seen the account and what he thought of ‘his’ tweets.

And his response, yes, you guessed it, was quite boring…

Milner said: “It’s got a few followers now, hasn’t it? It’s a bit of fun and I’ve read a few of the tweets.”

Milner added: “If people think I’m boring, well, as long as I’ve got a Premier League winners’ medal I don’t really mind being as boring as you want.”

How anyone can make owning a Premier League winners’ medal sound boring is simply beyond us…

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