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Lukas Podolski Claims He Would Rather Retire Than Play For North London Rivals Tottenham

Lukas Podolski Claims He Would Rather Retire Than Play For North London Rivals Tottenham

German footballers aren’t exactly famed for possessing a cracking sense of humour, but that hasn’t stopped Arsenal forward Lukas Podolski from taking to Twitter and putting the boot into North London rivals Tottenham in a comical Q&A session.

The ex-Bayern man opened the floor to his 1million followers at 10.30pm, but few would have expected the thorough entertainment which was soon plastered across Podolski’s feed.

By Stuart Hynd – @supers0nic_

The striker was bombarded with numerous questions by inquisitive Gooners, but by far the most humorous was Poldi’s blunt answer to being asked what would he rather; play for Tottenham or hang up his boots for good:

Other answers which received the unmitigated applause of the Arsenal faithful included Podolski admitting he would rather play for Polish side, Gornik Zabrze, than Tim Sherwood’s Spurs:

The German international also couldn’t help but get tore into resident pretty-boy, Olivier Giroud, for spending so much time perfecting that quiff:

To wrap up proceedings, Podolski was asked who the funniest player in the Arsenal squad was, no prizes for guessing this one of course!

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