After Manchester United’s defeat last night at the hands of their city rivals the last thing United Gaffer David Moyes needs today is the local newspaper mocking him.
Unfortunately for him, that’s exactly what’s happening with the Manchester Evening News having a ‘David Moyes Excuse Generator’ on their website.
By Craig Wilson – @CraigW4584
The paper promise that this application will help you in any situation from forgetting to do your homework through to sleeping in and being late for work.
All you have to do is type in your problem and, hey presto, David Moyes provides you with a ready made, albeit second hand, excuse to help you in your hour of need.
You can find the generator, and use it to get out of the jam you’ve found yourself in, here.