And in an El Clasico derby anything is possible with the three players.
As Madrid hit a late Gareth Bale winner to lift the Copa Del Rey on Tuesday night, Coentrao had a word for Neymar who seemed to shove his head into the defender – before Pepe burst in and started pulling hair.
It really is as bad a fight as it sounds:
The worst fight in football history? Possibly. It will certainly give this cracker a run for its money: