Tonight sees, errmm, Real, no, Atletico Madrid take on, erm, Real in the Copa Del… sorry, Championship League Final to see who will become the La Liga champions of UEFA.
If this story was written by this ESPN anchor then that above is how they’d introduce it.
But luckily it’s not. And we can all sit back and laugh as we listen to this ridiculous attempt to preview tonight’s big Champions League Final:
It’s one of those sentences you know is so bad that you can’t quite muster the effort to finish it.