Ever wondered what it would be like if Sir David Attenborough hid in the bushes of an Arsenal training session and commentated like one of his trademark Planet Earth narrations?
Wonder no more…
He describes Arsene Wenger as an ‘alpha male with a sexual organ three metres in length’ and Per Mertesacker as a ‘stupid mobile compost heap’.
But don’t worry, Gunners. It’s not actually Attenborough watching on – some talented video maker has just shown off his good work:
The Gunners travel to the home of North London rivals, Tottenham, this weekend.
With only two points separating both teams it’s sure to be a powderkeg atmosphere inside White Hart Lane.
Arsenal will be without top goalscorer Alexis Sanchez through injury, so will have to be at their best to take anything home from the clash.
They’ll go into the derby having won five of their last six games and will look to continue their impressive form.