As far as banishing yourself to the doghouse goes, Newcastle United striker Papiss Cisse has done an absolute number on himself this week.
The Senegal international reportedly flew to Paris to get married to another woman, without so much as telling his British girlfriend.
The 30-year-old married Diallo Awa while girlfriend Rachelle Graham remained at home, despite kissing her goodbye at Manchester Airport.
Rachelle only caught on to Cisse when she checked his Instagram account after he failed to respond to her calls and text messages.
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A friend of Rachelle’s told The Sun:
“Rachelle wanted a future together and thought Papiss did too — but at the same time he was planning to get married.
“Papiss didn’t reply to texts for a couple of days so she was getting worried about him.
“She went on Facebook and Instagram and found out why — he had been busy getting married.
“No wonder he didn’t want to answer the calls and texts from Rachelle back in England. His new wife wouldn’t have been very happy.“Rachelle is heartbroken. They were very close, they talked every day and saw each other a lot. She was looking forward to a future with him. This has knocked her for six.”