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Mario Basler: Watching Bayern Munich Is Like Having Dream Sex… 34 times!

Mario Basler: Watching Bayern Munich Is Like Having Dream Sex… 34 times!

Mario Basler is really impressed with the way the current Bayern Munich squad are playing.

The former German international star has even compared watching Pep Guardiola’s side to having the most amazing sex, as reported in the Daily Star.

Basler said:

This Bayern team are like rivers of beer that never end.

This Bayern team are like 300 days of holiday per year, and the rest is free.

But if that description of how highly he rates the Bayern team isn’t quite vivid enough for your imagination, it gets even better.

He added:

This Bayern team are like dream sex with your dream woman 34 times in a row!

It’s pretty easy to see where Basler is coming from (pardon the pun).

Bayern Munich are currently blowing their competition out of the water both in the Bundesliga and in the Champions League.

The German champs made it eight wins in as many matches in the league at the weekend by destroying closest rival Borussia Dortmund 5-1 at the Allianz Arena.

Bayern keeper Manuel Neuer has yet to concede a goal in the Champions league so far this season as well and as they prepare for their upcoming double-header against Arsenal the team, manager and fans must be feeling very confident.

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