This is comfortably the best video ever posted on YouTube. Ever. Perhaps even the greatest clip ever televised.
Let us explain.
If you’re a glory-hunting football fan, and you support a team always chasing trophies and glory at the top end of the table, you’ll be unfamiliar with the sheer panic that can engulf you when your team slides towards the trap door of relegation.
Watching your team avoid such a horrible fate beats the feeling of lifting any old cup, just ask this fan of FK Bryne, who was fresh from watching his side avoid dropping down to the third tier of Norwegian football.
The as-yet unnamed supporter rushed onto his beloved team’s pitch to celebrate, only to be met with TV cameras and pitch-side reporters, asking him for his feelings on narrowly escaping the drop.
His response? An all-time classic…
If my wife is watching, you need to milk the cows… because I’m going to the pub!
Absolutely brilliant! We’re sure he enjoyed his trip to his local, and hopefully the cows got fed too.
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