Another Saturday, another boring performance from Manchester United it would seem.
We wouldn’t blame you if you weren’t reading this at the moment as sleeping or banging your head off a wall may have been caused by watching Louis van Gaal’s side who are currently tied 0-0 with League One side Sheffield United.
It means that the 2013 Premier League Champions have now failed to score a first half goal at Old Trafford since September 30th where they defeated Wolfsburg 2-1.
The Reds, of course, have the second half to turn things around for their Dutch boss, however, his current situation wasn’t helped as his side did not manage to muster a shot on target in the first 45, leading to chants of ‘Jose Mourinho’ being heard throughout Old Trafford.
It’s become a current theme this season and United fans and neutrals alike took to Twitter to vent their frustration after being bored to tears by the club once again.
Manchester United are so boring to watch
— mols (@molliewatkins) January 9, 2016
— Rob Gordon (@rob5gordon) January 9, 2016
This Manchester United team is the most boring team to watch and that hurts me to say that?
— max (@maxklinghammer) January 9, 2016
Van Gaal has made watching Manchester United play to be boring
— Forever United (@_UnitedGirl_) January 9, 2016
Manchester United can make an insomniac sleep like a baby.
— Ashwini K Agrawal (@AshwiniKAgrawal) January 9, 2016
I just googled boring and Manchester United appeared
— LANG'AT (@_Ismael254) January 9, 2016
Manchester United made me sleep again ?
— NINS & PEEDLES (@aaajr97) January 9, 2016
Manchester United are so boring. They need Mourinho… Wait, what?
— Rob Usry (@RobUsry) January 9, 2016
Want to get to sleep real fast ? Just watch Manchester United game.
— Sir Jep Ferguson (@muhdjepri) January 9, 2016
Boring Boring Manchester United and the Red go boring on ooh????
— 5 #RojoIsRed (@_SamMUFC) January 9, 2016
If your having problems sleeping , don't go to the doctors, watch Manchester United , that will help you sleep ??
— Andrew Jackson (@ajakson67) January 9, 2016
Manchester United's football under LVG is like watching replay sex tapes of your parents. Boring, you don't want to watch & ends in a 0-0 ?
— The Drawty Devil (@TheDrawtyDevil) January 9, 2016
Manchester United are without doubt the most boring football team in Europe https://t.co/Yg4IzLGJN3
— 54&counting (@Counting54) January 9, 2016
I'd like to thank LVG and the Manchester United football club for sending my dad to sleep… He was annoying me. ?
— Stephen J Bottomley (@sjb2371) January 9, 2016
When even Michael Owen calls you boring, you know something has to change.