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Norwegian Coach Plans to Use the Sperm of Ronaldo and Ibrahimovic to Make His Team Better

Norwegian Coach Plans to Use the Sperm of Ronaldo and Ibrahimovic to Make His Team Better

As a football coach, what can you really do to make your team improve on the pitch? Increase the intensity on the training field? Bring in a few new players to increase competition?

Or how about using the sperm of the best footballers in the world?

Well, that’s exactly what Norwegian coach Ole Vidar Toftesund has in mind to reinvigorate his ageing Nordstranda side, who play in the 5th division in Norway.

Toftesund posted this video on Facebook, claiming he had a unique plan to impregnate his players’ girlfriends using Cristiano Ronaldo and Zlatan Ibrahimovic‘s sperm.

Surely a bunch of mini Ronaldo’s and Zlatan’s would improve performances?

But Toftesund needs your help.

It’s definitely a bold move:

So do you know anyone who knows CR7 or Zlatan?

We can only imagine what the pair will have to say about Toftesund’s plan.


 

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