So the legend that is Peter Crouch has joined Twitter and is sure to give us all a giggle or two on the social media platform.
However, the former Tottenham and Liverpool striker has failed already after posting a “debut selfie” of himself performing the duck pout.
WARNING: The following photo may lead to nausea:
— Peter Crouch (@petercrouch) October 3, 2014
And of course, Tweeters reacted in the only way possible – by slaughtering him.
@petercrouch two of the worst hashtags of all time, congrats
— Kyle (@FuckSterIing) October 3, 2014
@petercrouch Not at all Peter, the filter makes you look orange.
— Josh Smith (@JoshSmithNI) October 3, 2014
— Joshua Watson⚽️ (@josh_wats09123) October 3, 2014
@petercrouch well… it's better than the scarf on your profile pic…
— Matt AATW (@MattAATW) October 3, 2014
While others were intrigued about Crouchy’s other body parts:
— Peperami Animal (@Peperami) October 3, 2014
Ahh I’m sure the big man will bring us many more magical moments on Twitter from now on.